Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.