I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Powered by sunshine and saltwater. Warning: may cause spontaneous beach trips and an addiction to island time.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.