Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

Life’s too short to wear boring bikinis. Lucky for you, I design the fun ones.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.

I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.