Life’s too short to wear boring bikinis. Lucky for you, I design the fun ones.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

Not a ghost, I just look good in white. And silver, and cream, and every shade in between.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.