Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

Always on the move, but I’ll make time for the right person. Trust me, I’m very selective about who gets my calendar cleared.

Life’s too short to wear boring bikinis. Lucky for you, I design the fun ones.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.