Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

I clean up nice, but trust me, I’m more than just a classic black dress. Though I do look incredible in one.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.