Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

I’m not always this green… but I’m always this interesting. Plot twist: the hair color changes, but the passion for making life better never does.