Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. 😉 Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Lover of all things pink, sparkly, and unapologetically extra – and I mean unapologetically. My life is my runway, whether I’m strutting to the coffee shop or turning heads at bottomless brunch. I’ve mastered the art of the perfect selfie (golden hour is my best friend), and yes, looking this good is basically a full-time job with excellent benefits.

What makes me tick: Designer everything, champagne that’s actually good, and conversations that are as captivating as my highlight. I collect vintage handbags, know every TikTok trend before it’s trending, and can turn any mundane Tuesday into a photoshoot.

What I’m looking for: A confident guy who can handle being my arm candy and Instagram photographer. Someone who appreciates a woman who knows exactly what she wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. Bonus points if you can keep up with my energy and don’t mind finding glitter in unexpected places for weeks after our dates.

Here’s the deal – I’m high maintenance and I own it. But I’m also loyal, fun, and will make you feel like the main character in your own life. I’ll hype you up like no one else, and trust me, you’ll never be bored.

Think you can handle all this fabulousness? My DMs are as open as my heart. Send me something that shows you’ve got the confidence to match my energy – what’s your most extra moment?

Let’s make some magic happen, gorgeous. ✨💖