Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Warning: my smile is contagious. Side effects may include spontaneous adventures and an inexplicable urge to be happier.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.