Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.

I clean up nice, but trust me, I’m more than just a classic black dress. Though I do look incredible in one.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.