Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. 😉 Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

I’m that perfect storm of sass, sparkle, and living life in high definition. By day, I’m orchestrating epic events that people still talk about months later. By night? I’m conquering rooftop bars, turning every outing into an adventure, and proving that the best stories always start with “remember that time with Lila…”

My superpowers include: Fluency in sarcasm (I’m basically bilingual), an encyclopedic knowledge of 2000s pop-punk lyrics, and the ability to turn any Tuesday into a celebration. I can plan the perfect party, find the best bottomless mimosa deal in the city, and I promise you’ll never have a boring moment in my orbit.
Fair warning: I might look like a handful, and honestly? You’re absolutely right. But here’s the thing – I’m the kind of handful that makes life infinitely more interesting. I’m fierce, I’m fun, and I leave a trail of glitter and good vibes wherever I go.

What I’m looking for: A confident partner-in-crime who can match my energy without trying to dim my shine. Someone who can make me laugh until my mascara runs, appreciates a woman who knows exactly what she wants, and won’t complain when they find purple glitter in their car six months later. Must be prepared for random dance parties in grocery store aisles.

Here’s the deal: I don’t do boring. I don’t do basic. I do bold, beautiful, and unforgettable. If you’re ready to trade predictable for passionate and ordinary for extraordinary, then we might just be perfect chaos together.

Think you can handle the intensity? Send me your most controversial music opinion or tell me about the wildest event you’ve ever attended. Generic messages get lost in the purple haze.

Let’s paint the town purple together. 💜✨