Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Not a ghost, I just look good in white. And silver, and cream, and every shade in between.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

More than meets the eye… but what meets the eye is pretty great too, right?

Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to choose.