Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

More than meets the eye… but what meets the eye is pretty great too, right?

I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.