Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

I’m not always this green… but I’m always this interesting. Plot twist: the hair color changes, but the passion for making life better never does.