Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.