Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

Always on the move, but I’ll make time for the right person. Trust me, I’m very selective about who gets my calendar cleared.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?