Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

Not a ghost, I just look good in white. And silver, and cream, and every shade in between.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.