Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

More than meets the eye… but what meets the eye is pretty great too, right?

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?